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It is all Hanky Panky at the London Fetish Film Festival

It’s All Hanky Panky as the London Fetish Film Festival Returns

It is all hanky-panky as the London Fetish Film Festival returns for its seventh year, once again lifting the curtain on a world that many people are curious about, some quietly participate in, and others still regard as taboo. Fetish, after all, has always occupied that fascinating space between the private and the performative, the misunderstood and the mythologised.

Long before hashtags and streaming platforms, Madonna helped drag fetish culture into the mainstream. In the 1990s she didn’t just flirt with provocation; she weaponised it. Her song Hanky Panky cheekily suggested there was nothing quite like a good spanking, while her 1992 book Sex boldly invited readers to explore fantasies ranging from bondage and domination to submission and exhibitionism. What had once been whispered about behind closed doors was suddenly glossy, photographed, and unapologetically public. Madonna didn’t just shock — she reframed desire as something to be examined rather than hidden, daring readers to “make love in Paris” or “let her be your mistress”.

Madonna SEX book 1992

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Then came Fifty Shades of Grey, which flew off bookshop shelves and dominated bestseller lists. Its story of a young woman entering a sexually dominant relationship with a billionaire reignited debates about power, consent, and feminism. Critics argued it set women’s liberation back decades, yet the reality was more nuanced. I couldn’t help noticing how many women were reading it openly — on trains, on planes, in cafés — suggesting that whatever the book’s flaws, it tapped into something real and widespread.

50 shades spanking .

It’s often said that one in three of us has a submissive side. But I’ve always wondered: if the dominant figure in Fifty Shades lived in a council flat rather than a penthouse, would the story have been as romanticised? Or would he have been slapped, arrested, or both? Wealth and aesthetics, it seems, can dramatically change how power dynamics are perceived.

Of course, fetish itself is nothing new. Evidence of flagellation, bondage, and erotic imagery can be traced back to cave drawings, ancient Egypt, and the Roman Empire, who were particularly enthusiastic when it came to indulgence. Some argue certain fetishes may stem from childhood trauma, but that’s a conversation for another article entirely.

Like many people coming of age in the 1990s, I wore the leather trousers and biker jacket, blissfully unaware that I was echoing a long-standing visual language of rebellion and desire well thats what I tell people . Clubs embraced biker and fetish aesthetics, encouraging people to explore what was often described as their “forbidden side”. London saw nights like Torture Garden spring up at venues such as the Hoist, while across the Atlantic the New York gay scene was already miles ahead. The Eagle, with its hyper-masculine leather culture in the 70s and 80s, set a template that still influences fetish spaces today.

I once thought of myself as very liberal and worldly — until Florida taught me otherwise. In a celebrity-frequented club with a strong fetish theme, people dressed as if they’d stepped straight out of Madonna’s Sex era or a George Michael video, playing with master-and-slave imagery. Much of it felt like cosplay: people loved the look but many would run a mile if a leather daddy’s belt actually landed near them. They admired the surface without really understanding the psychology beneath it.

Tom Of Finland fantasy .

Over the years, many dominatrices have told me the same thing: a large number of their clients are men who hold immense power in everyday life — heads of companies, senior military figures, decision-makers used to absolute control. For an hour or two, giving that control away can be a profound relief. When discussed openly and practised safely, role-play can even strengthen relationships. Yet for a small section of society, this isn’t theatre at all — it’s identity.

One moment in particular floored me. A man at a club stared at me so intensely it became unsettling. My friend eventually asked him what he wanted. He vanished — or so we thought. Five minutes later, I felt something brush my ankles. Looking down, I discovered a man in a full black cat suit. My friend laughed and said, “It would happen to you.” I was told to at least stroke the poor thing. It was, quite literally, the last time I went for a pussy.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all.

Which brings me to cinema. While the Fifty Shades films were largely dismal, I was curious about what a gay equivalent might look like. After all, who didn’t fall for Alexander Skarsgård in True Blood? As a vampire who commanded worship and dismissal in equal measure, he embodied dominance with chilling ease.

The film Pillion, despite rave reviews, sadly fails on many levels to explain the dom-sub relationship. While I admire the decision to use real fetishists, it never quite lands emotionally. Ironically, it does highlight one truth often misunderstood: the submissive is frequently the one truly in control, setting boundaries and rules. Beyond that, the sex scenes are oddly cold, and I found myself more worried about the dogs tied up and left alone than anything else.

There is a brilliant dom-sub film waiting to be made. Pillion isn’t it — not an amazing love story, not a revelatory exploration — but watching Alexander Skarsgård is reason enough to give it a look. That, of course, is just my opinion. Many people are raving about it.

The film is screening as part of the London Fetish Film Festival, and I’d urge you not to take my word alone. Dive in, make up your own mind, and perhaps discover that fetish, like all good cinema, tells us as much about ourselves as it does about what’s happening on screen.

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Details of the festival are below.

London Fetish Film Festival returns for its seventh year, unleashing a fearless programme of

international cinema that dives deep into kink, fetish, BDSM, desire, psychology, and sexual

liberation – without shame and with uncompromising cinematic quality.

From arthouse to explicit, tender to transgressive, LFFF celebrates bold films that challenge

censorship, shatter taboos, and explore fetish culture as lived experience, art form, and

radical expression. Expect provocative documentaries, boundary-pushing fiction, animation,

and intimate insights from inside the scene.

For the lifestyle fetishists.

For the curious and open-minded.

This February, join us at The Arzner LGBTQIA+ Cinema for a fundraiser screening and Q&A

of Pillion; a launch party with HOWL Worldwide alongside an exclusive screening and Q&A

of Bruce LaBruce’s The Visitor; plus another two days of freshly curated experimental works,

shorts, and features.

Buckle in and strap on – we’re ready for you

LFFF Linktree – Best link for ALL ticket options

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Founding Artistic Director – Venus Raven

Co-Artistic Director and Producer – Tainted Saint

Female-led 2026 curation by:

Lead curators – Venus Raven and Tainted Saint

Co-Curators – Lidia Ravviso and Paulita Pappel

All events, 19th – 22nd February 2026 will be taking place at The Arzner LGBTQIA+

Cinema, 10 Bermondsey Square, London, SE1 3UN.

The Arzner – London’s LGBTQ+ Cinema, Cafe & Cocktail Bar | WhatsOn

The Arzner is London’s only LGBTQ+ cocktail bar & cinema. All the films they screen are

LGBTQ+ focused, made by LGBTQ+ talent and/or queer adjacent.

All events strictly 18+

Festival Pass Multi-screening offers:

3 Day Festival Pass – Includes 20th – 22nd (excl Pillion Fundraiser)

Saturday 21st Day Pass

Sunday 22nd Day Pass

NOTE – EACH TICKET LINK BELOW HOSTS SHORT BLURBS FOR EACH SHORT FILM

LFFF: Pillion Fetish-Friendly Fundraiser Q&A

Thursday 19th February

7pm screening

9pm Q&A

Tickets £16

50% of proceeds from this screening will be donated to The Sussex Beacon – A Brighton

based charity providing specialist care and support for people living with HIV across Sussex.

Hilarious, subversive and sexy… kicking off London Fetish Film Festival 2026 on February

19th, is the acclaimed and unexpectedly tender love story – PILLION !!

Wallflower Colin leads a humdrum existence until he meets the impossibly handsome Ray, a

mysterious biker he is soon desperately devoted to. As Colin submits to Ray and enters an

exciting new world of desire, he must decide the limits of his devotion.

“A Wild Ride”

– Evening Standard “This Year’s Biggest Cinematic Surprise”

– Loud and Clear

“Sexy”

– ID “A Real Love Story…Brilliant”

– The Guardian “Strange, Beautiful and Sexy”

IndieWire “A Salty-Sweet Directorial Debut”

– Vulture “Hilarious and Moving”

– The Times

“Disarmingly Poignant”

– Vanity Fair

The Sussex Beacon: Supporting People Living With HIV

LFFF: The Visitor Q&A & After Party

Friday 20th February

6:30pm screening

8:15pm Q&A

9pm afterparty

Tickets £15

Come and celebrate the launch of London Fetish Film Festival 2026 with us in collaboration

with HOWL Worldwide! Take in Bruce La Bruce’s THE VISITOR with an exclusive Q&A, then

enjoy a tailor-made LFFF cocktail and DJ set in the bar afterwards!

“A refugee arrives at the home of an upper-class family in London and seduces each

member of the family. When he suddenly is gone, he leaves behind a void that the rest try to

fill in different ways.

Director’s Statement:

“I have always been influenced and inspired by the work of Pier Paolo Pasolini, and I have

been drawn particularly, time and again, to his film ‘Teorema’ (1968). In Pasolini’s

original,Terence Stamp plays a mysterious character only identified in the credits as “The

Visitor”

. The origin of this character is never explained as he infiltrates an upper class

Milanese family, gains their trust, and seduces them one by one; the frustrated mother, the

alienated father, the delicate son, the innocent daughter, and the devoutly religious maid. In

my re-imagining of ‘Teorema’

. I wanted to add a more contemporary political dimension to

this highly symbolic story. My intention was to reverse the dominating rhetoric in politics and

the press on the sexualized violence of refugees. The “alien” instead becomes a sexual

healer, a sensitive subject I have explored before through the trope of the Black male’s

sexual potency as a threat to the domesticated white bourgeois sexual repression, a theme

that Fassbinder explored in his film ‘Whity’

. It makes sense in a modern British context to

represent the Visitor as a racial minority considering the xenophobia and paranoia about

immigration currently displayed in Europe, not only by the increasingly vocal extreme right

wing elements actually gaining political traction and governmental representation, but more

vaguely by traditionally colonialist countries in general that have previously “invaded” other

countries of different ethnic majorities as hostile “aliens” themselves. I’ve found that the best

strategy as an artist or filmmaker for the insurgent re-investigation of an existing piece of

cinema is to explore the sexual subtext of the original and make it as explicit as possible for

maximum effect. I came to the conclusion that if you are going to make a film about sexual

revolution, it’s best to put your Marxism where your mouth is and make the movie sexually

explicit, or even better, pornographic, prioritizing praxis over theory.

– Bruce LaBruce

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LFFF: Shorts Session 1

Saturday 21st February

4pm

93.47min run time

Featuring 8 short films

Tickets £12

Join us for a dripping new curation of ‘Fun Fetish’ and 2024 LFFF award winning short films!

Indulgent Delights

8mins 11secsAn electrifying front row seat as burlesque performer Leila Delicious adorns her body with

glitter.

Lee in Leatherland

6mins

The speaker, a queer man searching for the hypermasculine fantasy figures drawn by Tom

of Finland, journeys from Helsinki to London in pursuit of desire made flesh. In Vauxhall’s

clubs and darkrooms, he encounters the sweaty, neon-lit world of gay nightlife – full of

longing, bravado, and disappointment.

Darwin Fantasia

10mins 56secs

Canela immerses herself in Darwin’s studies on the plant world, focusing particularly on The

Fertilisation of Orchids. As she explores the meticulous accounts of interactions between

plants and insects, she discovers something that goes beyond mere survival: a web of

curiosity, play, and pleasure that also seems to captivate the naturalist himself.

2024 Award Winners: Best Short + Best Screenplay

A Pacific Touch

37mins 43secs

This is a story about love. Isolation, and an unusual obsession. Alexei , a young man,

becomes consumed by his passion for his new wallpaper, slowly withdrawing from the world

outside. As he drifts deeper into his fixation, Texture Pasifique explores the limits of love and

obsession, revealing the complexities of intimacy with both people and objects.

Jacked Out

7mins 53secs

What is a virtual pet in an era of mass surveillance? Jack out of the Y2KAGE in this erotic

hauntology film probing the persistent feedback loops of future’s past in our present, forces

of technological dominance, and virtual pets unleashed!

2024 Award Winners: Best Animation

Klimax

2min 47secs

Klimax explores the topic of female masturbation in order to redefine the already negatively

connoted image of the female sex and thus strives to create new aesthetic associations of

femininity. Our main protagonist, Barbie, undergoes a process of transformation.

My Perfect Dolly

17mins

A pretty pink dollification scene with two non-binary plus size femmes, followed by a

conversation.

Lupae x Hardwerk4mins 37secs

LFFF: Shorts Session 2

Saturday 21st February

6:30pm

Full run time with interval 149.24mins

Featuring 20 short films

Tickets £15

Join us for a dripping new curation of Kink Art, Fetish Horror and 2024 LFFF award winning

short films!

The Nest

7mins

It’s the first night he’s bringing someone home. They must be quiet.

2024 Award Winners: Best Edit

What if I Told You to

4mins 21secs

Official music video

2024 Award Winners: Best Comedy

Squeegee

10mins 54secs

A high-powered businesswoman meets a high-rise window-washer for an erotic rendezvous

on opposite sides of her skyscraper window.

Fetish

21mins

Oddball Clark meets the girl of his dreams, but the relationship is threatened by his foot

fetish.

2024 Award Winners: Best Production Design

The Debutante

14mins 35secs

When a young woman agrees to satisfy a peculiar request in exchange for a luxurious pair of

shoes, what begins as a simple act of submission soon spirals out of, and then into, control –

reshaping her identity and his shoe collection.

Guro

7minsIn the harsh Arctic landscape of Longyearbyen, Guro meets a mysterious client for a

straightforward transaction. However, as they travel together along the isolated, icy roads,

the client makes an unusual request that tests Guro in unexpected ways.

Virgin X – Billionaires

2mins 18secs

Official music video

20 MINS INTERVAL

Operotica: Stabat Mater

4mins 22secs

A music video for Operotica’s re-orchestration of the first movement of Pergolesi’s Stabat

Mater, featuring Operotica as latex-clad nuns, rigged together with shibari by Dominatrix

Veronica Viper. The awkwardness of their positioning reflects the close suspensions in the

music

Virgin X – Splinters

3mins 25secs

Official music video

Bath Bomb

9mins 55secs

A possessive doctor prepares an ostensibly romantic bath for his narcissistic boyfriend, but

after an accusation of infidelity, things take a deeply disturbing turn.

2024 Award Winners: Best Sound Design

Mutations of Desire

5mins 27secs

A queer tribute to the Cronenberg film, Deadringers. Sade and Odette create a disorienting

world of latex, strange medical instruments, and hallucination.

Woman ASMR

4mins 25secs

A woman and her microphone provide an erotic autonomous sensory meridian response.

Virgin X – Shame

3mins 48secs

Official music video

2024 Award Winners: Yes it’s F*cking Political

Dori Dori

3mins 39secs

In a world that tries to suppress who you are, Sara ATH shows

us that the soul can’t be caged and takes a stand against the shame and silencing of her

fellow queers. Rapping in Arabic, it’s her turn on the mic to sing out loud who she is and howproud she is – a rebellious act that may bar her from ever returning to her home country.

Symbolising the internal battles of accepting your sexuality and grappling with self-identity,

the music video explores the liberation and eventual acceptance of queer existence and how

‘orgasmic’ this enlightenment feels.

Vanessa

5mins

Making love to an inanimate body; the mannequin Vanessa.

2024 Award Winners: Best Costume + Best Music Video

Virgin X – Fuck Myself

3mins 23secs

Official music video

Hyperion

1min 44secs

Hyperion is a high order penitentiary complex. Walls rewrite identity, silence reshapes desire,

and every exit demands transformation. No one leaves Hyperion, at least not without

fundamentally changing themselves.

Blood – Humanification

1min

An intriguing creature seems to have fallen from the sky, confused and unmoored. It will

witness how its passage through Earth shapes its body and its identity, and how, slowly, we

all end in the same cage when we betray ourselves. Even the most rare and bizarre can be

shaped to humanity. No one escapes.

2024 Award Winners: Best Kink Moment (Human Chopping Board)

Thing

10mins 50secs

The everyday life of a mistress and her furniture slave. When he suddenly disappears, they

find themselves in an identity crisis.

Moan

8mins 38secs

Framed against a blood red haze of stark crimson backdrops, the conclusive short film

MOAN presents a visually penetrating feast. The ultimate climactic crescendo sees

unsuspecting strangers thrust into the throws of breath-slick tension, curdling curiosity

ultimately ending in a hypnotic descent of all-consuming indulgent, auditory stimulation.

Throbbing suspense, washed out groans and the illicit breathy moans staining the lips of

those who dare pick up the phone. The voice, wet, sticky and intoxicatingly close.LFFF: Documentaries

Sunday 22nd February

2:30pm

83.33mins runtime

Tickets £10

Sex in Colour: Kinky and Loving It

48mins 33secs

KINKY AND LOVING IT is an empowering documentary highlighting the transformative

potential of reclamation. Celebrating how Black folks reclaim agency over their desires,

bodies, and identities, KINKY AND LOVING IT is a liberating journey into the transformative

power of radical acceptance, reclamation, and love within Black kink.

Mr. Bound & Gagged

35mins

“Bob Wingate and Lee Clauss, former publishers of the legendary Bound & Gagged

magazine, open the archive and the floodgates in this richly layered excavation of queer

kink, media history, and erotic resistance. Set against the backdrop of the Leather Archives

& Museum in Chicago, this candid portrait splices salacious nostalgia with radical politics,

tracing decades of defiant desire, artistic transgression, and unapologetic love. A necessary

tribute to two aging icons of the underground.

” (CUFF32)

LFFF: Inside Fetish

Sunday 22nd February

4:30pm

92.43mins runtime

Tickets £12

On The Erotics Of Stuffing Large Objects Into Small Spaces

15mins

Aexperimental film about the submissive desire for restrictive bondage. The subject – a single figure

locked in a dog crate, hooded and caged – shares his internal monologue: “This cage will never be

comfortable, though I find it deeply comforting.

Ripples: Libra

5mins 36secs

A Shibari short from Director Guillaume Pin

Oasis6mins 34secs

Shot with super8 camera in the desert of Joshua Tree , this film is about a Gay Asian Cowboy

reconnecting with a version of his younger self via ropes.

Breakfast Time

17mins 58secs

A raw, intimate documentary about a queer pup eating breakfast from his dog bowl. As he eats, a

candid voiceover unfolds – reflections on the nature of desire and disgust, failed relationships,

encounters with gay-bashing, and the feeling of isolation that comes along with stigmatized desire.

Sanguine

4mins 54secs

A love letter to blood accompanied by seraphic, breathy music. Beau Flex (they/them) meditates on

the strength of flesh in this ritualistic solo scene. Engaging in self piercing play, Beau focuses on

coaxing blood out of their thigh, producing round ruby droplets. As they smear the blood upon their

skin, they smile at the release in their art.

Babyblue

4mins 27scs

An exploration of tenderness and catharsis through needle play. Shot on Finn’s last day in New York

City, this performance symbolises goodbyes and a rite of passage to mark their way back home.

σάρξ [Sarx]

1min 59secs

A masochist mortification of the flesh. A perversion of prayer.

A.S.F.R. (alt.sex.fetish.robots.)

5mins

Vudhi K., a Thai ASFR practitioner, recounts the process of transformation and the moment his fetish

first took hold. A memory, a primal scene, a mercurial awakening. The drag of a brush against skin

blurs the boundary between subject and object, drone and human. Featuring performers Damian

Dragon and Botan Peony.

2024 Award Winners: Best Director

The Pleasure in Pain

18mins 28secs

An arthouse short documentary following key figures of the London kink scene on an exploration into

BDSM and the notorious fetish event Klub Verboten. The film touches upon themes of psychology,

trauma, LGBTQ+ rights and black representation.

2024 Award Winners: Best Documentary

Lasting Marks

14mins 47secs

The story of a group of men with shared sexual desires, lucky to have found each other yet

unfortunate to be considered criminal for expressing them.LFFF: A Body to Live In + Short Films

Sunday 22nd February

6:30pm

122.57mins runtime

Tickets £15

2024 Award Winners: Best Performer + Best Cinematography + Festival Director’s

Choice

Subspace

20mins 18secs

This love-story being dom and sub is a BDSM film that explores the intimacy and trust

between partners.

Starring Commander Ares and Roughkicks

Dir. Matt Lambert

2024 Award Winners: Best Art Direction

The Architect

4mins 39secs

Odette Engle performing a process of inverted architectural mapping on the suspended body

of Cute But Deadly.

A Body to Live In

1hr 38mins

A BODY TO LIVE IN is a feature film that traces the life and work of legendary photographer,

performer, and “Gender Flex” cultural icon, Fakir Musafar (1930-2018). Through

investigating the body modification movement and the trajectory of Fakir’s art career and

philosophy, A BODY TO LIVE IN uncovers a riveting facet of queer history. Using Fakir’s

early experiments in body play and his photographic works from the 1940s and 50s as a

springboard, the film traces the body modification movement as it emerged in LGBT

subculture in the early 1970s. The film introduces us to early collaborative experimentation

at gay underground BDSM parties, leading to the first piercing shop, moving through the

radical faerie movement and the role of body modification during the AIDS epidemic, the

emergence of body-based performance art, and the rise of an entire subculture. Insights

from key figures including Annie Sprinkle, Ron Athey, Idexa Stern, Cléo Dubois, Jim Ward,

Midori, and others provoke deeper reflections about art making, surviving AIDS, and the

controversial collaging of various spiritual and cultural practices to build a philosophy.

Captured in static 16mm film portraits, A BODY TO LIVE IN unfolds conversationally

between Fakir’s archive of 100+ hours of unseen footage, and the voices of the canonical

elders of this movement, to create intergenerational dialog, question cultural responsibility,

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MobLand REVIEW

No smoking guns here as Mob land falls very flat .

Hardy delivers a master class in acting in this mediocre show .

Mob Land undoubtedly cements Tom Hardy as one of the greatest actors of our time. His commanding presence on screen is astounding, delivering a masterclass in acting that is, unfortunately, the only real highlight of Guy Ritchie’s Mob Land.

As a long-time admirer of Ritchie’s work, it’s difficult to understand what he was aiming for with this series . Mob Landbrings nothing particularly new to the table. It feels as though Ritchie watched Gangs of London and thought, “I should have done that.” Ironically, Gangs of London was likely influenced by Ritchie’s own early work, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch—films that helped define the modern British gangster genre. However, Mob Land lacks the freshness, wit, and compelling storytelling that made those earlier films so iconic.

Tom Hardy is the film’s saving grace, but even his powerful performance cannot elevate the series beyond mediocrity. The rest of the star-studded cast delivers disappointingly lackluster performances, making for an underwhelming experience. Pierce Brosnan, despite being Irish, sounds as though he is forcing his accent rather than naturally embodying it. He brings no depth or nuance to his role as Conrad Harrigan, the ruthless patriarch of the crime family, and at times, his attempts to instill fear in his character come across as unintentionally laughable.

Even more disappointing is the legendary Helen Mirren, who plays Maeve Harrigan. Her exaggerated accent seems to have been plucked straight from Father Ted’s Mrs. Doyle, and her chemistry with Brosnan is virtually nonexistent. The two share as much on-screen rapport as Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky—awkward, strained, and completely unconvincing. The rest of the family members are equally miscast, leaving audiences struggling to form any emotional connection with them. Rather than being immersed in their struggles and conflicts, viewers are left wondering if the cast were simply Ritchie’s friends having a casual get-together rather than dedicated actors committed to their roles.

Helen Mirren and Piers Bronson as much chemistry as Trump and Zelensky

Set in the dark underworld of London’s criminal elite, Mob Land follows the Harrigan crime family, once a formidable empire now teetering on the brink of collapse. Conrad Harrigan (Pierce Brosnan), the aging patriarch, is desperate to maintain his grip on the city’s illicit activities while facing threats from younger, more ruthless up-and-comers. His wife, Maeve (Helen Mirren), is the matriarch who attempts to hold the family together through sheer force of will, though her influence is waning.

Their eldest son, Michael Harrigan, is expected to inherit the family business, but his lack of cunning and charisma makes him an unfit successor. Meanwhile, his younger brother, Sean (a brooding but ultimately forgettable presence), wrestles with the moral implications of the life he’s been born into. As internal family tensions rise, external threats loom ever closer.

Not much of as family affair as the cast fail to connect .

Enter Tom Hardy as James “Jimmy” Callahan, a former enforcer for the Harrigans who has spent the past decade trying to escape his violent past. Haunted by his past actions, Jimmy is reluctantly pulled back into the fray when his younger brother, Danny, finds himself in the crosshairs of both the Harrigans and a rival gang. Jimmy’s return sets off a chain of events that pits old loyalties against new betrayals, forcing him to navigate a treacherous landscape where trust is a commodity in short supply.

The series attempts to explore themes of legacy, loyalty, and redemption, but it never quite commits to any of them in a meaningful way. The narrative meanders through predictable plot points, offering nothing particularly innovative or engaging. The action sequences, while well-choreographed, feel like recycled versions of better-executed scenes from Ritchie’s earlier works. Mob Land lacks the sharp dialogue, snappy pacing, and dynamic storytelling that made films like Snatch and The Gentlemen so enjoyable.

Ultimately, Mob Land is a series that suffers from a lack of originality, uninspired performances (aside from Hardy), and a script that fails to live up to its potential. The story is neither gripping nor emotionally resonant, leaving viewers indifferent to the fates of its characters. What you find yourself longing for throughout the series is a return to Hardy’s scenes—because only then does Mob Land show any real spark of life.

In the end, Mob Land feels more like a missed opportunity than a worthy addition to Ritchie’s filmography. Fans of the director’s earlier work will likely walk away disappointed, wondering what could have been if the series had lived up to its promising premise.

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New Book: Samantha Lee Howe’s ‘THE SOUL THIEF’

2shades Steven Smith gets down with award wining author and screen writer Samantha Lee Howe to talk about her latest venture “The Soul Thief”
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Congratulations on the new book Samantha, tell us a bit about it?

The Soul Thief is a Gothic Thriller about a gentleman detective, Mitchell Bishop, in Victorian Manchester, who begins to investigate a series of bizarre murders. Along with his former fiancée, Laura Carter, Mitchell finds himself in danger and he must look back into his own past in order to inform the present and learn who and what is hurting the people around him. 

I’ve always had a fascination with gothic fiction, particularly the Victorian era, and have found the works of Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker and Sheridan Le Fanu fascinating. The Soul Thief is my tribute to 19th Century gothic fiction, but is written in the style more conducive to the modern reader. Therefore it’s very fast paced, with lots of twists and turns and a surprise ending.

Does writing horror differ from the other genre of books you pen?

Horror has always been a fascination of mine and a natural default to write into. It’s a challenging genre in many ways because you sometimes have to look deep inside yourself to really bring forth an element that scares you. It doesn’t have to be supernatural, after all, real life is full of horrible things that humans do to each other, but supernatural horror is a little less hard to take and also gives you more freedom to explore the genre.

When you’re writing in this genre you have to make many decisions about which way you want to take it and how extreme you want to go. My favourite horror to write is psychological, but I’m not afraid to be visceral if that is needed in the story and not gratuitous.

What really frightens you?

Lots of things frighten me. Enclosed spaces, heights, stalkers, people in general, as they are capable of doing terrible things to each other. One of the things I used to be really scared of was zombies – until I wrote about them a couple of times! As writing is very cathartic, it’s always good to explore the things that do frighten you the most and it takes the sting out of it immediately! 

When were you growing up what horror characters caught your attention?

Growing up I was a huge fan of staying up late with my sister, Adele, watching Hammer movies. We loved the character of Dracula. Christopher Lee was my first introduction to that. I used to lie awake worrying about vampires, but couldn’t stop watching them. When I was 16 I saw my first zombie movie, Zombie Flesh Eaters, and I couldn’t watch another one after that for about 30 years! It terrified me! I even avoided Shaun of the Dead because I just hated zombies. Eventually my husband David talked me into watching the latter film, and it’s now a favourite. But I just can’t revisit Zombie Flesh Eaters!

Films like “Terrifier” are a huge hit in the USA. Do you think slasher films rank as Horror or do they just promote sadism?

All slasher films are horror, but they have varying degrees of psychological basis. Some are described as torture porn – in other words the physical violence meted out to various characters, mainly female, is the whole point of the film – and I’m not into those at all – I don’t really understand why anyone is – but each to their own! What you don’t see can be far more terrifying to the viewer or reader than anything that is presented in graphic detail on screen.

Samatha Lee Howe with 2Shades Steven Smith

The 16 Days of Action Against Domestic Violence campaign starts on November 25th, 2024, which is the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women. You are a survivor ambassador for the Yorkshire charity IDAS. How did you get involved and how do people get help?

A couple of years ago, I reached out to IDAS to see if I could help them because this is a charity very close to my heart. I felt it was important, and the right time, to tell my own story, and I hoped it would help other people. I was not surprised when some of my social media friends contacted me to say they had been victims of domestic violence, what did surprise me was just how many people have had these experiences and still do.

I advised them, as I advise anyone, to reach out and call the local Domestic Violence service near them if they feel they are being abused, manipulated, controlled, or being subjected to any form of physical abuse. Not all abuse is obvious, sometimes abusers use coercive control to cause a great deal of damage to a person’s self-esteem. 

For IDAS, they have a website (https://idas.org.uk/) and contact numbers (North Yorkshire and Barnsley: 03000 110 110 / Sheffield: 0808 808 2241), so please reach out if you need help!

Your screen version of your best-selling book “The Stranger in Our Bed” not only saw you being given countless awards, but was an international hit on the screen. Has life changed for you, and when will your next film be?

My personal life hasn’t changed at all I’m glad to say! I tend to stay very grounded. Professionally, though, the film has opened new doors and given me new and exciting opportunities. I’m currently writing a horror movie for a Hollywood-based producer – but I’m NDA’d so can’t say more than that! I’ve also written the pilot for The House of Killers TV series, which is based on my spy trilogy of the same name, and it’s with a production company. I guess I’m writing much more for screen now than I was.

But it’s a difficult industry with many hurdles, so getting something actually into production is rare. But we keep pitching the ideas, and discussing the options … and there are some smashing people that I’m working with. 

What are you doing for Christmas?

We are having a very quiet Christmas this year at home with my daughter Linzi and our friend, actor, Frazer Hines. But we’ll be partying more at New Year when we have an annual party for some of our family and friends. 

Please tell us about 2025. What plans do you have?

2025 is looking crazy already! I will be writing as always (I have several projects underway and commissioned) but I also have a few public appearances. February will see me presenting a screenwriting workshop in Scotland, March is The SciFi Weekender (a Sci-Fi/Fantasy festival which I help programme and run).

I’m running two film festivals myself (details at http://www.slhfilmfest.com), one in June and the other in October. I’ll be on panels and doing signings at the World Fantasy Convention in Brighton at the end of October … and there are so many other things in between. Busy. Very busy.

Samantha Lee Howe at the Sykehouse film festival with 70s icon Ayshea Brough and award winning actress Nina Wadia https://filmfreeway.com/SykehouseInternationalFilmFestival

Who would you like to play you in the film version of your life?

Scarlett Johansson!! I love her, wish I looked like her – she’s very talented and so beautiful! I’ve never seen a film starring her that I haven’t loved. Same for Anya Taylor-Joy – what a talent!

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A gender neutral James Bond ?

The idea has left me not just stirred, but shaken.
It is time to put the brakes on the more extreme woke and cancel culture, otherwise I predict that we will soon see an enormous backlash against some of the minority groups in our country.

Some more extreme activists undo the hard work, sacrifices, and tireless fighting of the many heroes of the LGBTQ+ community which gave us the rights we have now. 

When I first heard the news that there could be a gender-neutral James Bond, all I could think was “NO!”. James Bond was created by the writer Ian Fleming. The character studied at Cambridge University, where he achieved a first in Oriental Languages. In Fleming’s novels, Bond alluded to briefly attending the University of Geneva (as did Fleming) before being taught to ski in Kitzbühel.

His character is rumoured to be based on Sir William Stephenson. In fact, Fleming’s first choice actor to play James Bond was David Niven. It is documented that Fleming was less than impressed by Sean Connery playing what he called a glorified stunt man who used to drive a lorry. What the character was certainly not was trans, gender-neutral or a woman. 

We do not need to rewrite the classics to force inclusion. Instead, we need to positively and proactively introduce strong gay characters into new films, television series and cartoons.

Boarding school

True, in “Skyfall,” Daniel Craig’s Bond hints that he may have tried sleeping with a man (it was almost cut). Let’s face it, while the character may be fictional, he did go to boarding school, so it is a plausible possibility. Craig is considered the closest actor to Fleming’s original description of Bond in the first novel. Casino Royale was published in 1953, with a further 11 novels making up the series.  

According to the book, Bond was a womaniser, a man’s man. Rather the antithesis of a gay or gender-neutral person. He embodied, for the most part, what heterosexual men aspire to be, next to being a footballer or sports star. If the woke mob were sensible, they would leave well alone and leave this classic macho character to be just that.

There is, for sure, room for LGBTQ+ superheroes or villains on mainstream television or in films. It is important that everyone is given roles to give exposure to all communities. But this needs to be positive exposure, done with tact and not at the expense of “the other side”. 

Lesbian Snow White

I do not want a lesbian Snow White. Nor do I want a socially challenged Queen with narcissism issues carrying a fair-trade organic apple. Or Cinderella, who obviously lost the shoe because she was drunk, being transformed into Buttons, who lost his shoe while getting ready for Ru Paul’s Drag Race. Or Indiana Jones and the Last Top on Old Compton Street. Leave them alone!

Sure, many of us in the LGBTQ+ community did not have role models growing up and those of us who grew up in the 70s and 80s can thank God for Bowie and T-Rex, Boy George and Quentin Crisp!

We do not need to rewrite the classics to force inclusion. Instead, we need to positively and proactively introduce strong gay characters into new films, television series and cartoons. Netflix recently released “Single All The Way,” which was a brave attempt at exposing general audiences to gay characters with a sense of normality – just a typical rom-com where the main characters just happened to be gay (it’s a shame though that Jennifer Coolidge could not save that turkey!). But, as my sister says, heterosexuals have to endure Hallmark. It is only fair we have a bad movie too.

Joan Collins

The last thing we need is to start to attack something that is seen as masculine or feminine and try to turn what is seen as a heterosexual character into an LGBTQ+ character. If the heterosexual community thinks we are attacking them, we are in trouble as fear has caused more wars in history – that is what will happen if we attack their foundation.

Why do we need to do this when so many of our community are such heroes? 

Joan Collins has so eloquently expressed that cancel culture is a problem, but so are extremists in the LGBTQ+ community. Trust me: we have a huge backlash approaching as extremism in any group is not a good thing. All the incredible work so many in the community have dedicated themselves to accomplishing to fight for our community rights can quickly be undone. We are already seeing this unravelling –  homophobic hate crimes have trebled in the UK this year…and that’s just crime that is reported. 

Mermaids

Talking, not arguing, is the way forward. Recently, I had the pleasure of having drinks with two friends. The topic of trans children came up. I know many trans activists who think children should wait until they are 18 years old to start treatment but are frightened to say so in case they are cancelled or abused on social media. I was wondering what the author’s perspectives were, and the conversation quickly went quiet.

So, we moved on. Later in a very entertaining hour or so, the subject of Mermaids, the charity for trans children and their parents. It turned out that one of the groups had been involved with the charity. I asked if they had gone quiet before as the subject had offended them. They said no: they just said they didn’t want an argument. The statement “I do not argue, I merely correct” sprung to mind as they said this, and it made me realise that different perspectives within the LGBTQ+ community may not be heard.

We need to calmly listen to one another, as we still have a lot to learn. Thanks to the conversations I have had, I have learned a different point of view and, that night, I started to look into Mermaids and find out about how they help trans kids who need support through what, for many, is a difficult and often traumatic experience.

The LGBTQ+ community is still under attack every day. Like all wars, a good strategy is a key factor in survival. Education in schools is essential – using positive role models and making kids feel safe who do not fit the masculine or feminine stereotypes. This is still going to take time, understanding, and some amazing people to give a strong voice to this community. This is NOT going to be achieved by trying to rewrite classic characters, as this will only antagonise those not affiliated with the community.  

If we do not box clever, one day, we could wake up to someone ruling the world that will make Trump look like a fairytale character. Just think back to 1933 when a failed artist persuaded an entire nation to turn against minorities. Let’s not be naive and think it could not happen again.

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Contact Steven Smith on 07969106222 

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“Lights, camera, action!” The first ever Sykehouse Film festival comes to Goole 

Glitz and Glamour hit the Yorkshire town of Goole on the 29th June at the first ever Sykehouse Film Festival.

Actors and celebrities joined film makers and writers at this sold-out red-carpet event held at the “Old George Inn” Sykehouse. 

Award winning actress Nina Wadia OBE with Champion charity ambassador Pink Ribbons Lisa Allen

There was great excitement as Nina Wadia OBE (Eastenders), Gary Webster straight from starring in the action thriller ‘Bermondsey Tales, his wife presenter turned author Wendy Turner Webster, acting legend Frazer Hines (celebrating 70 years in show business), local royalty rugby ace turned Hollywood actor Keith Mason, and presenter Danielle Broadbent and actress Michelle Jeram (Granite Harbour BBC ) were amongst the celebrity guest.

One of the surprises of the festival was a guest appearance by zoom from Tom Hank’s brother Jim Hanks.

Acting Legend Frazer Hines receives a life time achievement award

There were tears in the room as the evening was dedicated to the Irish song bird Rose-Marie who was meant to presenting but sadly passed on a few weeks before the event.

The entry films were shown during the day. This included a selection of short and feature films submitted to the festival which had all been commended by the judges.

The festival was the brainchild of USA Today bestselling author and multiple-award winning screenwriter Samantha Lee Howe.

“I wanted to create an event which celebrated the art of film, and which rewarded filmmakers by getting their work in front of an appreciative audience”, she explained.

The evening was presented by David Howe and winner of the night were Taunya Gren from the USA, who had submitted three of her films to the festival: two shorts and one feature.

She ended up scooping seven awards in total, including the Best Director, Best Horror Feature and Best Short Film, while Seanna Ladd, Gren’s daughter, who appeared in all three films, was awarded Best Actress.

Celebrity hairdresser turned author Steven Smith Joins presenter Danielle Broadbent as they rock the red carpet

Comedy was provided by top comedians George Coppen and Alex Leam, while Linzi Gold sang three of her own songs to an appreciative audience. 

There was a raffle in aid of the Yorkshire charity IDAS with some amazing prizes. Award-winning winery Nyetimber provided Champagne for the guests as they arrived.

The whole event was an incredible success with people coming from all over the UK, and even from America, to attend.

Police woman turned actress Michelle Jeram joined by the team of her film headed by director Samantha Grierson https://filmfreeway.com/TheProgramme2024

Samantha Lee Howe with two of the big winners who flew in from LA to receive their awards Seanna Ladd and Tanya Gren

A full list of 2024 winners can be found on the Awards Website at www.slhfilmfest.com  and tickets for the 2025 event are also available.

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In memory of Rose-Marie