There is no doubt that What It Feels Like for a Girl is one of the bravest, boldest, and most emotionally charged dramas the BBC has aired in recent memory. Dark, funny, and deeply moving, it doesn’t pull punches — and nor should it. In today’s climate, where LGBTQ+ rights are often politicised and marginalised, this series dares to dig into the raw truth of what it can feel like to grow up queer, different, and determined in an often hostile world.
At the heart of the drama is Byron — a teenager who doesn’t so much come out as leap flamboyantly out of the closet in heels and an acrylic wig. It’s a bold characterisation, and one that instantly divides viewers between admiration and concern. Byron is played with remarkable energy and vulnerability by the talented Elis Howard, whose performance captures both the sass and sadness behind a young person trying to define themselves on their own terms. Byron is no victim — he’s fierce, intelligent, witty — but the world he moves through doesn’t always treat him with the same kindness or understanding.
The series is packed with dynamic performances, but none more compelling than Jake Dunn as the chilling and unpredictable Liam. Liam is, quite frankly, terrifying — a young man full of rage, confusion, and violence, embodying a dangerous masculinity that feels all too familiar. Dunn’s performance is nothing short of remarkable, tapping into a deep well of menace and vulnerability. It would not be surprising to see this role lead to awards recognition — it’s a BAFTA-worthy turn from a young actor in complete control of his craft.
Jake Dunn as Liam has to be up for BAFTA
Just as striking is Michael Socha as Byron’s dad, Steve. Socha — one of the UK’s brightest acting talents, known for his powerful work in Big Boys Don’t Cry — brings incredible depth and complexity to a role that could easily have slipped into cliché. Steve is a working-class father trying to love and protect his child while also wrestling with his own fears, prejudices, and sense of masculinity. He isn’t perfect, but he tries — and that attempt, that effort to understand, is what gives the performance its emotional weight. Socha makes Steve both gruff and tender, occasionally heartbreaking, and always utterly human.
The supporting cast is also excellent, rounding out a story that never feels one-note. Each character serves as a window into different facets of LGBTQ+ identity, family dynamics, and the brutal realities of adolescence. The script, while occasionally unflinching in its language and choices, never feels exploitative. Instead, it invites the viewer to sit in discomfort, to examine their assumptions, and to witness the daily negotiations and dangers that queer teens may face.
However, it would be dishonest to pretend the series is perfect — or without controversy.
In a time where LGBTQ+ and particularly trans communities are under increasing attack — in the media, in politics, and in public life — there is a growing call for stories that offer more balance, more hope, and more variation. While What It Feels Like for a Girl is undeniably powerful, it risks reinforcing some deeply damaging tropes. The depiction of young gay men becoming involved in sex work or aggressively pursuing unavailable straight men plays into harmful stereotypes that many activists and members of the LGBTQ+ community have spent decades working to dismantle.
There is a danger that a show like this, no matter how well-crafted, could be misinterpreted by those looking for ammunition to further vilify queer lives. It’s a delicate balance — representing the reality of some without suggesting it’s the reality for all. And in this case, that balance feels slightly off. Yes, some young people do struggle in these ways. But others do not. Some grow up in supportive families, thrive at school, fall in love safely, and live joyfully. Those stories matter too.
In many ways, this series is a reminder of the importance of representation — and the challenges that come with it. Authentic queer storytelling is vital, but so is diversity within that storytelling. Not every queer teen is a tragedy, and not every narrative needs to be soaked in trauma. What we need now, more than ever, is nuance. The right to be messy, yes — but also the right to be happy.
Despite these concerns, What It Feels Like for a Girl remains compelling, necessary viewing. The direction is confident and unflinching, the writing brutally honest, and the performances — particularly from Dunn, Howard, and Socha — are unforgettable. The series asks difficult questions and offers no easy answers. And perhaps that is its greatest strength.
This isn’t a show that ties everything up in a bow or gives us a neat resolution. It leaves viewers unsettled, maybe even angry. But it also invites conversation. It asks us to sit in the discomfort of the truth and to consider how we might do better — as parents, as friends, as a society.
In the end, What It Feels Like for a Girl doesn’t pretend to speak for everyone. It tells one version of the truth — raw, messy, painful, and defiant. It may not be the perfect flag-bearer for LGBTQ+ representation, but it doesn’t need to be. What it does do is open the door. It gets us talking. It reminds us that behind every label is a life — complicated, beautiful, and worthy of understanding.
So let’s put a spring in our step and get summer ready with these Fab 4 things to brighten our appearance…
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1. Browned OFF Fake Tan – Watermans
From the people who brought you the hair loss shampoo, Matt and Gail Waterman have branched out with a luxurious self-tanning product. For me there is nothing more boring or dangerous than sunbathing, and I gave up acting like a rotisserie chicken years ago in favour of the fake tan.
I have tried all sorts and this is just love! Watermans Browned OFF is a great colour and it went on easily. It does not have an odour or dry out the skin. More importantly it did not transfer onto my clothes and dried quickly.
Spray tans certainly are the way forward; treat yourself to a self-tanning machine as great investment for great results. It is important to exfoliate before treatment. Matt allows for Emma (designs a brush) to warm tan tanning gloves or a brush will help you to apply product to yourself. Better still ask a friend to do your back and check how you have applied it properly!
2. Get some colour in your hair with the ‘highlight queen’ – Hedi G
While many celebrity colourists bask in the glory of the clientele, others work quietly under the radar, creating iconic showbiz magic for those that don’t always make it to the glossy editorial spreads.
Hedi G. is a kick-ass stylist for celebrities. She has worked in some of the world’s best salons, leading career in over 25 years. She started her career in London and went on to work at a Vidal Sassoon where her highlights quickly gained attention.
Further education followed at the Sassoon’s in senior stylist role in the Sassoon branch in St. Christopher’s. It was there she worked with stars like Joshua Wood, the structuring of colour was so high clients included Madonna, Kylie, Peter Andre, and Jerry Hall.
Job became a real moment with Geri Halliwell who had a new look, weeks before her wedding in Kent. Hedi moved to Cornwall with her family and has since set up an in-home salon offering her services by appointment only. She has many stars seeking her services.
Hedi has a bespoke approach to each client, and if you’re lucky enough to get booked in (appointments fill up months in advance), you should be surprised who might be in the salon chair with you.
I won’t brush names, but I know Hedi is the best in business. With support and help of Tamara Beckwith and Aimee Lexxo just might be sitting next to you…
3. Get in shape with the new celebrity must… Ice Therapy
So, Gemma Collins is among the devotees and Carol Vorderman swears by it – ice therapy, or more precisely submersion in an ice pod. The concept sounds brutal at first but offers serious benefits.
Asla, a former doctor and psychologist, is an expert in this. She created an ice pod in her back garden and now has a whole host of celebrity clients. It boosts the immune system, burns fat, and strengthens resilience.
There are many health benefits and she has made it accessible and informative, through her Ice Health online community.
I can highly recommend it – as it will hit the winter blues and get you summer ready.
It’s been a must-have for high-flying celebrities, notorious for ‘burning the candle at both ends’.
Many resort to having a moment to indulge in a bespoke vitamin drip. I have, more than likely, after all it was rumoured to be followed by the likes of Simon Cowell and Rihanna – has become not just a celebrity favourite, but with COVID and the flu rife, people are taking precautions by taking a vitamin drip to protect them, aid slimming and well-being.
IV vitamin drips inject vitamins, minerals and other substances, such as glutathione, directly into the bloodstream – bypassing the normal process of digestion and absorption through the gastrointestinal tract.
IV vitamin drips deliver a higher concentration of certain vitamins and minerals into your bloodstream, and at a much quicker rate than taking something orally – hence their reputation between the A-lister and jet-set. They also make for a great, if not a little expensive, hangover cure.
Picture Annemarie Bickerton The brilliant Maggie Oliver pointed this out years ago , She should be made a Dame.,
Please stop using the phrase “Asian grooming gang” when referring to the perpetrators of certain crimes. This terminology is inaccurate, misleading, and deeply harmful. Asia is a vast continent made up of 49 countries, including China, India, Japan, Thailand, and many others. The term “Asian” encompasses a wide and diverse range of ethnicities, cultures, and nationalities. Using such a broad and general label unfairly tarnishes millions of innocent people and communities who have no connection whatsoever to the crimes being discussed.
In fact, 99 percent of the perpetrators in these high-profile grooming cases are groups of men who are almost all of British-Pakistani heritage. It is important to be precise and responsible in the language we use, especially when discussing sensitive topics like criminal behaviour and ethnicity. Referring to them simply as “Asian” is not only factually incorrect but also fuels prejudice and racial stereotyping against a much broader group of people. If we are serious about justice and protecting victims, we must also be committed to accuracy and fairness in how we speak about perpetrators. Let’s challenge harmful generalisations and work towards more honest and respectful conversations.
Is anyone else watching the Sean Combs trial and having mixed feelings about what’s really going on here? On the surface, it’s easy to say he’s a misogynist, a sex addict, and someone with serious control and ego issues. From the evidence and stories that have come out, it seems very likely that he was physically abusive to his partner, and there’s no doubt that he treated women terribly and surrounded himself with yes-people who enabled his behavior. There are, unfortunately, a lot of men in power who behave this way. But the real question is: is he actually guilty of the specific criminal charges being brought against him right now?
What strikes me is the timing and context of these allegations. Many of the so-called “victims” being interviewed attended his parties multiple times — not just once. They were around him, in his world, apparently of their own choice. Then, after his lawsuit with Cassie was suddenly and quietly settled, more people rushed forward. It feels less like a search for justice and more like a feeding frenzy. My guess is that Combs paid Cassie off in hopes of burying the scandal and keeping his chaotic lifestyle — which included drugs, sex parties, and power games — out of the public eye. But ironically, that move seems to have backfired. It may have opened the floodgates for others who saw an opportunity to cash in, whether or not they were truly victims.
Another strange point is how the prosecution is painting every decision he made in the worst possible light. They even suggested that asking children to leave his famous White Party was done to make way for a dark and sinister after-party. But when he said his own children were in bed, it sounded to me like a parent being responsible. Not everything has to be spun into something criminal. Yes, he’s no role model. He’s not boyfriend of the year, or a gentleman by any means, and he clearly has a serious problem with self-control. But does he really deserve to spend life in prison? He is clearly a great dad and son.
To be clear, I’m not defending his past behavior or saying he’s a good man. . But this trial seems to be built on a very shaky foundation. It feels more like a pile-on driven by money, media attention, and opportunism rather than a solid case based on undeniable evidence. It’s also hard not to notice how quickly public opinion can turn — one moment he’s a powerful mogul, and the next he’s being torn to pieces before a verdict has even been reached.
There’s a lot about this case that doesn’t sit right with me. It’s messy, full of contradictions, and seems more about dollars than truth. If he’s truly guilty of a crime, then justice should absolutely be served. But right now, it feels like the court of public opinion is doing more talking than the actual courtroom.
Do not be fooled by the smiling face .
In a very clever PR move, the Reform Party has put Sarah Pochin forward as a candidate in Runcorn and Helsby, and she won by just six votes from Labour. Sarah is attractive, clean-cut, and comes across as wonderfully composed.
Runcorn is an area with ongoing issues surrounding immigration, and many locals are uneasy. But let’s not forget the real face of Reform in its female form: Ann Widdecombe. She may have called it right on the Meghan Markle saga long before our brief national love affair with her was over, but let’s not pretend she represents progress. Widdecombe is staunchly anti-LGBT, deeply religious, and belongs more in The Handmaid’s Tale than modern British politics.
Reform UK boldly claims it will “sort out the migrant crisis.” Will they?
Let’s be honest—none, and I mean none, of the main political parties have come up with one sensible idea about how to handle the Channel crossings. From deporting so-called illegals to Rwanda (at huge cost to the taxpayer), to the absurd idea of sending the army to patrol beaches—none of it amounts to a workable plan.
Some might suggest, sarcastically, stationing the army on the coast to shoot migrants as they arrive. Or even going full medieval—beheading them and putting their heads on poles as a warning. That would surely deter others, right?
Of course not. We do not live in the Dark Ages.
But look around the world. In places like Singapore, simply overstaying your visa can get you locked up and caned. Unsurprisingly, they have very little trouble with illegal immigration. In Denmark, the government banned the burka, denied benefits to migrants who fail to integrate, and charged newcomers for public services. The result? A sharp drop in new arrivals.
To be clear, I’m not suggesting we copy Singapore or Denmark. My point is this: where is the clear, practical plan from any UK party? Even listening to Ann Widdecombe, all we hear is bluster—Reform will “sort it out”—but with no explanation of how.
The truth is, we need immigration. Not just highly educated professionals, but hard-working labourers too. After Brexit, I listened to developers across the country who were stuck because their brilliant, dedicated Eastern European workers had gone home. Let’s welcome those people back. But if they commit a crime—out they go.
At its core, this is not just a British problem. The real issue lies in the countries people are fleeing. Until we help fix the root causes—war, poverty, corruption—the tap won’t turn off.
Reform UK won’t stop immigration. What they will do is damage the rights of LGBTQ people and harm the arts and culture sectors in this country.
So don’t be fooled by Sarah’s smiling face. Remember her friend Ann—she is the real face of Reform UK.
My dream job.
I can. not wait for The Autism and Art show my this week.
“For people on the autism spectrum, art is a powerful medium that encourages self-expression.”
Anna Kennedy Online, in collaboration with the Firepit Art Gallery , is proud to present the first-ever “Autism & Art Show. “This exciting event showcases incredible artwork from autistic artists and their allies, with all profits supporting the charity Anna Kennedy Online. Art is more than just a passion—it serves as a therapeutic outlet, offering solace and joy to many individuals on the autism spectrum. With great enthusiasm, Anna Kennedy OBE, charity patron Steven Smith, and Firepit Art Gallery founder Markus Jake invite you to celebrate and support these talented artists. Ar) Event Location: Firepit Art Gallery CIC Firepit Gallery No.2, Upper Riverside, 10 Cutter Ln, Ground Floor Unit, Greenwich Peninsula London SE10 0XX Learn More & Support the Charity
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The Autism & Art Show — 22nd May 2025
Join us for a celebration of creativity, resilience, and neurodiverse voices at The Autism & Art Show, showcasing a rich tapestry of work by autistic artists from across the UK. Each participant brings a unique story and style, making this event a powerful tribute to the talents of individuals on the spectrum.
Featured Artists
Angelo Kennedy
Angelo, 32, is autistic and lives with significant sensory processing disorder. On display is a vibrant painting of sunflowers he created at just 10 years old. Angelo enjoys cooking, bowling, and continues to work hard on his independent living skills. His brother, Patrick, is also on the spectrum and works at Pinewood Studios.
£500 pounds by Angelo Kennedy for offers contact spman@btinternet 07969016222
Lana Mitchell
Lana, who lives with autism, once feared unfamiliar environments. In 2024, she began volunteering at Shelter Crystal Palace, where her uniqueness was embraced and her creativity blossomed. She now designs themed window displays and, to celebrate her one-year anniversary, created a striking punk-style denim jacket.
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Collette Sherriffs
Collette, 47, from Kincardine, Scotland, has loved art since childhood. Despite working hard to earn a place at art school, her dreams were crushed when her mother told her she was “too stupid” to succeed. Heartbroken, she gave up art—until recently. One of the pieces on display is from her original portfolio, which her mother once threw away but was fortunately saved. Now a devoted mum of two, Collette champions her children’s creativity with pride and encouragement.
Offers over £250 inbox spman@btinternet.com
Niall Guite
Niall, 30, is an artist with autism, an intellectual disability, dyspraxia, and dyslexia. He gained international acclaim after raising funds for Special Olympics GB by selling his iconic stadium drawings. Niall has exhibited at the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition, delivered a TED Talk, and received an Honorary Doctorate from Sheffield Hallam University for his work promoting inclusion through art.
A collector piece offers over £250 inbox spman@btinternet.com
Piluca Artist
Piluca: Artist. Muralist. Fashion Visionary. Street Art Queen. Born in Madrid and ignited by Brixton’s wild heart, Piluca is a published illustrator, muralist, fashion designer, and founder of I Am Here 2 Play, launching this May at Hypezeus, London. Her vibrant murals and street art light up London’s iconic venues, turning the city into an open-air gallery. A WinTrade Awards finalist, she moves effortlessly across fine art, fashion, and branding with fearless, raw style. Piluca’s creative impact extends deep into communities—leading workshops, festivals, and campaigns with purpose. From fashion to neuroscience illustration, her work defies boundaries—and London proudly wears her name.
Offers above £350
Chris Wild
Chris is an author, artist, actor, care home consultant, government advisor, youth advocate, and charity patron. A passionate voice for young people in care, Chris’s first book, Damaged, shares his personal story. His second, The State of It, challenges the systemic failures affecting vulnerable youth. Through art and writing, he continues to inspire change and awareness.
Chris Wild painting offers over £500
Artism by Jake
Jake, 20, finds joy in painting. As a young man on the autism spectrum, his artwork offers a distinct and captivating perspective. All profits from his prints are donated to charitable causes.
Offers over £150
Heidi Simm
At 17, Heidi is the creative mind behind Disco City, a fusion of Disney characters and her own original creations. With a strong, determined spirit, she uses her art to express herself, manage her mental health, and explore new techniques. Her inquisitive nature and unique imagination make her work stand out.
Fabulous fun £250 please inbox me at spman@btinternet.com
Dr. Ian Hale
Based in Bristol, Dr. Ian Hale is an author, poet, autism specialist, and certified Master of Photography. His book, Asperger’s, Autism and You: Is the Epidemic Real and Are Vaccines the Cause?, blends personal insight with clinical research. Ian, who is autistic himself, shares his journey through media, public speaking, and art. His photography — praised by brands like Chanel and Vogue — offers a profound glimpse into his neurodiverse worldview.
Offers over £200 please .
Loveartpix (Dez)
Loveartpix , a self-taught AudHD (Autism + ADHD) artist from Manchester, uses creativity as a vital outlet for mental health and self-expression. Diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder, Autism, and ADHD, he began his art journey in 2018 as therapy. His vibrant work often reflects the spirit of Manchester and the experiences of neurodivergence.
Loveartpix with the wonderful art he will be showing offers over £1000 please .
Annemarie Bickerton
With over 30 years in photography and art, Annemarie specializes in editorial portraiture. As digital photography evolved, she pivoted toward headshot work, applying her skills to editorial, corporate, and artistic projects. Annemarie is also a proud mum to Sam, who lives with autism, and continues to champion neurodiverse creativity in all its forms.
£500 by Annemarie Bickerton
Sam Bickerton
Sam, diagnosed with ASD and dyslexia, demonstrates resilience in the face of social and emotional challenges. From early Lego builds to his love for origami, mask-making, and boxing, Sam’s creativity offers a safe space for self-expression and calm. His journey is one of strength and self-discovery through art.
an example of Sam work the will be. bigger one on the night offers from £150 message me spman@btinternet.com
Jenny Robinson
Jenny is a self-taught digital artist and graphic designer with a love for Freddie Mercury. Her standout piece is a digital portrait of Freddie in a custom outfit inspired by the I Want to Break Free video. Although not included in her solo exhibition, Jenny has pledged to donate 100% of the sale proceeds to the Anna Kennedy charity. Diagnosed with autism a year ago, she now explores digital art as a core part of her creative identity.
Jenny Robinson £250 inbox spman@btinternet.com
Marcus Mason-Williams
Marcus is a multi-talented autistic artist and entrepreneur. As a founding member of The Lilac Review — a government-backed campaign spotlighting disabled-led businesses — Marcus uses his business, CoolArt2021, to share wildlife-inspired storytelling and merchandise. “Art and performing set me free,” he says. “Through my stories and performances, I connect with others and the world around me.”
Offers over £250 message Steven Smith 079069106222
AlastairBlasterArtz
Alastair McEwen, also known as BlasterArtz, is a full-time carer for both his disabled parent and autistic son. Through art, he finds a way to manage emotions, connect with loved ones, and reflect on mental health. His heartfelt piece Blanky, created with friend and writer Steven Smith, has moved many and embodies the power of art as a lifeline.
BLANKY offers over £200
Eddie Wells
Eddie grew up in East London, navigating life with undiagnosed ADHD and dyslexia. Creativity was his refuge. Following his father’s death in 2013, he realized that art wasn’t just an outlet — it was his salvation. His work reflects the inner world of someone living on the spectrum and overcoming silent battles through creative expression.
Offers over £2000. e-mail spman@btinternet.com
Shayla Curtis
At just 18, Shayla is already a passionate advocate for children with autism and complex needs. Diagnosed with autism herself, she struggled in most subjects at school — except for art. Encouraged by a supportive GCSE teacher, Shayla flourished creatively and now uses her skills to design activities that help young people express themselves, build confidence, and develop life skills.
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Tally Nothey
This piece is deeply personal. As the mother of an autistic child, Tally has faced days that felt overwhelmingly heavy—marked by worry, exhaustion, and the deep ache of feeling misunderstood. Yet, through every challenge, it has been the support of close friends that has carried her forward. Each woman represented in this work symbolizes someone who has stood beside her, held space for her fears, celebrated the smallest victories, and reminded her of her own strength when she struggled to find it.
This image reflects that journey. It acknowledges that while friendship may not solve everything, it makes the burdens easier to bear. Together, they have cried, laughed, and lifted one another—and because of them, she never walks alone.
work in progress £500 .
Darren Chapman – Actor & Artist
Darren Charman – Visual Artist & Storyteller
Darren Charman is a British visual artist and actor, originally from Hastings in Sussex. His creative journey began in the world of performance, training in the Meisner technique at The Actors Temple in London, where he developed a deep sensitivity to emotion, narrative, and human expression—qualities that now echo powerfully through his artwork.
Drawing on his background in character-driven storytelling, Darren’s art is bold, imaginative, and often laced with wit. Each piece invites viewers into a world that balances humour with poignancy, reflecting the layered perspectives of someone equally at home on a stage or behind a canvas.
Darren has received recognition for his work in comedy film, winning two DAFTA awards for The Fetishman (The Irishman Parody) and Living Dead (Living Parody). These accolades underscore his instinctive grasp of character, timing, and satire—all of which now inform his artistic practice.
Stunning bracelets by Darren £100 or above .
Gemma Lees is a Romany Gypsy, disabled and autistic fine art installationist, performance poet, comedian, facilitator and journalist from Bury. Her practise focuses on protest, advocacy, inclusion and telling the stories that no one else is.
Last year she worked with: Arts and Homelessness International, Traveller’s Times, Headteacher Update, SEN Magazine, ACERT, Queer Britain, Turnpike, Cartwheel Arts, BBC Radio Manchester, Triple C, Warwickshire Libraries, CultureDale, WOW Fest, Factory International, CIJ and CRIPtic.
A qualified post-compulsory teacher, she is a passionate advocate for GTRSB and neurodiverse inclusion in schools and wider education.
Sadie King is a 16-year-old student currently studying for her GCSEs. She has a strong passion for character design and storytelling. Sadie hopes to build a career in creating her own animated series. Her work often explores original concepts and imaginative worlds. She is eager to share more of her art and ideas with others. Sadie welcomes feedback and is open to showing additional work
Offers over £200
John Lee Bird is a multi-disciplinary artist known for his global exhibitions of paintings, collages, and sculptural work. His DOLLS project features over 2,000 hand-sewn textile sculptures celebrating idols, friends, and queer culture. Inspired by film, drag, cult TV, and music, each 13-inch doll is crafted from felt, beads, buttons, and embellishments. The project began during lockdown as a therapeutic return to textiles, starting with 69 David Bowie dolls. It has since grown into a rich portrait series spanning pop culture icons and personal heroes. John’s work is driven by obsession, emotion, and a deep love of music and storytelling. He also creates sound and film, collaborating with artists such as Simon Fisher Turner and Xiu Xiu. John co-runs the queer club night KNICKERS with musician Jemma Freeman.
Posters £25
PATRICK STEELE-BODGER Patrick calls himself a “Media Wikipedia” and “the Sheldon of Media” – a nod to his incredible recall of screen and sound. From a young age, he’s expressed himself through TV, film, books and comics. He recreates the tiniest details, from split-second sound effects to hidden cameos. Patrick loves drawing characters, writing fan fiction, and exploring music from Louis Armstrong to Daft Punk. As the in-house artist for Meet The Pods, now becoming a toy range, his creativity shines. He also designs bespoke greeting cards – and if you ask his favourite word? It’s “EXCELSIOR!”
£100 each
The Autism & Art Show isn’t just an exhibition — it’s a statement. It’s about the strength of neurodivergent minds, the healing power of creativity, and the joy of self-expression. Come and be inspired by these extraordinary artists.
The story of BLANKY .
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Blanky
Art Alastair Blaster words Steven Smith
“We are all born as blank canvases; hate, racism, and a lack of understanding are learned.” How you choose to see the world and create the tapestry of your life is up to you. Blanky is here to “Make Earth Safe Again.”
In another universe, under a different sun, there was a planet much like Earth called Alacritas. It was a world of lush tropical forests, crystal-clear lakes, and unpolluted seas. The people of Alacritas lived in harmony, where kindness and tolerance were deeply ingrained in their way of life. Their homes were built to exist in perfect balance with nature, and even in their cities, the air remained clean and pure.
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The Alacritans were far more advanced than humans. Meditation and self-healing were essential practices, and their very beings were composed of energy molecules, allowing many to heal themselves from illness. Some possessed extraordinary abilities, such as telepathy and body transformations, harnessing the sun’s rays to bring goodness to their planet and others. While there were occasional exceptions, as the saying goes, “one bad apple”—but that is another story.
You could say it was a utopia—until they arrived.
The people of Olethros came claiming peace, seeking to live in harmony with the Alacritans. But the sun did not welcome them. Almost immediately, it burned their skin a bright orange, making them stand out. Rumours spread that their own planet had been devastated by pollution, war, and slavery.
It soon became clear that the orange ones had not come as friends but as conquerors. They sought to strip Alacritas of its rich minerals, enslave its people, and channel their energy into restoring their own dying world.
The peaceful Alacritans were unprepared for battle. Their civilization, built on unity and respect, was nearly wiped out. Only a few survived—those who could transform or scatter their molecules to avoid detection.
The Olethrans ravaged the planet like ants devouring sugar. Within a year, there was nothing left. In desperation, one Alacritan, Blanky, used his powers to escape. Transforming into pure energy, he fled into the cosmos in search of help. But as he left, Alacritas could take no more. The planet exploded, sending Blanky hurtling off course.
100 Years Later
Planet Earth
London, Waterloo
Patrick was fourteen, tall for his age, and loved playing basketball. From the window of his small ground floor apartment, he watched the other kids on the court, longing to join them. He knew he had the talent to be a star player. But his mother, protective as ever, rarely let him out alone. She feared he would be bullied or misunderstood because of his autism.
One Saturday afternoon, his mother had a friend over and asked them to watch Patrick while she ran errands in Stratford. With their eyes glued to The Real Housewives, they barely noticed Patrick, assuming he was immersed in his video game as usual.
But today was different. Quietly, Patrick put down the controller and crept toward the door. His apartment, on the ground floor, was only 200 yards from the basketball court. As he stepped outside, excitement surged through him. The sun’s rays warmed his face as he gently closed the door behind him and ran toward the court.
But then—he tripped.
As he hit the ground, something surrounded him, unlike anything he had ever seen. A strange, shifting cloud engulfed his body, sending tingles through his skin. As the mist dispersed, a small figure emerged.
Patrick couldn’t believe his eyes.
Before him stood a tiny being—completely blank, as if made of smooth, featureless clay. It pointed a stubby finger at Patrick’s baseball cap. Amused, Patrick handed it over. The moment the creature touched the fabric, the hat transformed into the same clay-like substance as its body.
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Then, to Patrick’s shock, the small figure spoke.
“I am Blanky. Your planet needs me, or it may suffer the same fate as mine.”
Patrick stared, wide-eyed.
“I need sunlight to regain my strength,” Blanky continued. “With your help, I can transform and protect those who are hated and discriminated against. I have chosen you, Patrick, because you are special. For now, my body is just a canvas. Put me in your pocket, and let’s go play ball.”
Patrick didn’t hesitate. He gently scooped up Blanky and tucked him into the pocket of his jacket.
“I’ll tell you more soon,” Blanky assured him.
Patrick knew he had just made a special friend—one he would have to keep secret for now.
What neither of them realised was that Blanky had maybe arrived years too late.
CLARE MC’SWEENEY IS BACK Clare’s monthly column will bring you expert advice, the latest beauty and aesthetics news, and, of course she answers your beauty questions.
Clare chats to Pam Sharrock pr guru
Hello everyone,
Firstly, a huge thank you for all your wonderful questions and messages! I absolutely love hearing from you all. Sadly, I can’t respond to every single one personally — it’s been a whirlwind lately — but I’ve answered as many as I can below, and I hope this information helps.
It’s been incredibly busy at the clinic these past few weeks. We’re right in the heart of “Botox season,” and so many of you have been coming in, especially looking to define and enhance your jawlines. It’s been amazing to see such fabulous transformations and to help people feel their absolute best!
We’ve also had an exciting new arrival that I just have to tell you about: The Fresh Face Pillow. This incredible innovation has been a huge hit with my clients! It’s designed to support the face during sleep, helping to maintain smoother skin and reducing the risk of sleep wrinkles. Beauty sleep just got a major upgrade — and honestly, I can’t recommend it enough!
On top of the busy clinic life, I’m also preparing for something very close to my heart — ballroom dancing! I’ll be heading up to Blackpool very soon to compete, and I couldn’t be more excited (and nervous!). Dancing is a huge passion of mine, and it feels wonderful to be able to throw myself into it alongside my professional work. Please keep everything crossed for me — your support means the world, and I’m hoping to bring home a trophy!
Thank you again for being part of this journey with me. Your trust, encouragement, and enthusiasm are what keep me inspired every single day.
Sending lots of love, Clare
1. Botox Woes: A Frozen Look and Droopy Eyes Danny Heat, Basildon
Q: I’m a huge fan of the column and I can’t wait to visit you My question is about Botox. I stopped getting it four years ago because my forehead is quite small and the treatment made my eyes droop. After about a month, it just gave me that dreaded frozen look. I’m now a blank canvas—what can I do to look younger and fresher without appearing frozen?
A: Dear Bonnie – Botox is indeed a powerful tool to reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. However, when not administered with precision, it can lead to exactly the issues you described.
The good news is that Botox can absolutely work for you again, especially with a more refined, tailored approach. For individuals with a smaller forehead, our experienced doctors use specific techniques to avoid heaviness or drooping. Most importantly, we can use a smaller dose to maintain natural movement and avoid the “frozen” effect. A personal consultation will allow us to determine the ideal dosage and placement to achieve a youthful, refreshed look—without compromising your natural expressions.
2. Winter Pounds: Help Me Lose the Weight Debbie Newcastle
Q: Like so many others, lockdown left me feeling like everything’s falling apart—especially when it comes to my weight. I’ve put on a lot, and I’m desperate for help. What miracles can you offer to help me lose it?
A: Dear Debbie – You’re definitely not alone in this. The pandemic has affected many of our clients in the same way. The good news? We can absolutely help you get back on track.
Here are some non-surgical interventions that can support your weight-loss journey—provided they’re paired with balanced nutrition:
High-Intensity Focused Ultrasound (HIFU): Targets larger areas of stubborn fat (e.g., abdomen and thighs) and works gradually over three months.
Fat Freezing (Cryolipolysis): Ideal for smaller, more stubborn fat pockets like love handles or lower belly fat.
Fat-Dissolving Injections: Suitable for relatively slim individuals with small, persistent pockets of fat that just won’t budge.
3. Recovering After winter bugs and flu Do Vitamin Drips Work? Stacey Moore, Southend
Q: My whole family has had virus, and we’re feeling completely wiped out. I’m 58, my husband’s 59, and our daughters are in their twenties. I’ve seen celebrities using vitamin drips—do they really work, and could they help us bounce back?
A: Dear Stacey – I’m so sorry to hear your family has been through such a tough time. You’re right: after any viral illness, the body experiences significant nutrient depletion—minerals, vitamins, amino acids, and proteins are all used to support your immune system. That’s why fatigue and weakness are common after recovery.
Intravenous (IV) vitamin therapy isn’t a cure, but it can be an excellent way to restore those lost nutrients quickly. These drips are classed as supplements rather than medicines, but many people find they help improve energy and speed up recovery.
4. Jawline Goals: Trial Before Commitment Sally Perkins Richmond Upon Thames
Q: Since lockdown, my fiancé has become really self-conscious about his appearance. He’s now obsessed with getting a jaw implant to square off his otherwise lovely face. Is there anything temporary he could try before committing to something permanent?
A: Dear Sally – It’s not unusual to become more appearance-focused in the age of social media, especially with the rise of the “perfect jawline” trend. While a defined, squared jaw is often seen as more masculine and attractive, surgery isn’t the only option.
Before considering a permanent implant, we strongly recommend trying Hyaluronic Acid (HA) filler, which can non-surgically contour the jawline. The results can last up to a year and are completely reversible, giving your fiancé the chance to see if the look is really for him—without the risks associated with surgery.
Clare Mc Sweeney
5 Sweating Struggles: A Fix for Underarm Sweat Ray King, Clapham, London
Q: I start sweating under my arms about 20 minutes after showering—even with deodorant and a fresh shirt. My boyfriend waxes and says it helps, but I’m a big guy and don’t think smooth armpits are for me. It’s becoming quite embarrassing. Any advice?
A: Dear Ray – You’re describing hyperhidrosis, a common condition that causes excessive sweating—and you’re definitely not alone.
A highly effective solution is Botox injections in the underarms. This medical treatment temporarily blocks the nerves that trigger sweat glands, dramatically reducing perspiration. The effects typically last between 3 to 6 months and can be life-changing for many clients.
No One Wins in This High Court Ruling By Steven Smith
This week’s High Court ruling has left many people reeling—disappointed, divided, and more confused than ever. But one thing is clear: no one truly wins in the aftermath of this decision. Whatever legal boundaries were reinforced or redrawn, they’ve done little to offer protection or peace to the people affected most. If anything, the result is further division, and the human cost is growing.
Let’s start with a blunt truth. If there is a god who allows a child to be born with bone cancer—or worse—then perhaps, just perhaps, that same god may have placed a soul in the wrong body. It’s a difficult thought, but one that challenges traditional notions of perfect design and invites empathy over judgment.
In this debate, one group’s rights cannot come at the expense of another’s safety. Women—especially those who’ve suffered trauma at the hands of men—deserve dignity, privacy, and protection in spaces like bathrooms, hospital wards, and shelters. These are not just physical places; they are emotional safe zones, where healing and recovery often begin. To ignore the fear and anxiety many women feel about sharing intimate spaces with anyone who presents as male—even if that person identifies as female—is to ignore real, lived experience. We must listen with compassion, not condescension.
This isn’t a rejection of transgender people. On the contrary, I’ve known incredible trans women since I was a teenager. These are brave, passionate human beings who have committed to a long, often painful journey to live authentically. They undergo extensive psychological evaluations, hormone therapy, and surgery. Some reintegrate into society quietly; others become public figures or advocates. All of them, in my eyes, are women.
Which is why this ruling cuts so deep. Many trans people who have taken every step available to become their true selves now find themselves swept up in a storm of legal and cultural backlash. Instead of being seen as individuals with complex stories, they’re being lumped in with others who have not taken the same path—or who may not even identify as trans in the same way.
Part of the problem is ignorance. When I first heard the term “trans,” my mind went straight to “transvestite” or flamboyant characters like Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And while I adore a good performance, let’s be clear: wearing a dress and heels doesn’t make someone a woman. There’s a vast difference between performance and identity. A man in a frock might enjoy the expression, the character, even the fantasy—but it doesn’t make him female.
True transition is not about fantasy. It’s about becoming. It involves sacrifice, struggle, and a level of self-awareness many of us never have to face. For those who take that journey, they earn a place in the world as their authentic selves—and they deserve respect, not suspicion.
Children, too, are part of this complex conversation. Some express gender discomfort from a young age. These feelings must be taken seriously—but also approached with caution. Many people I know went through periods of gender confusion in their youth, only to feel secure in their biological identity as adults. Others continued to struggle, and those individuals deserve full support. But irreversible medical decisions should, in most cases, wait until late adolescence, when a person’s sense of self has had more time to develop.
Still, it bears repeating: having a penis does not make someone a woman. That is not a statement of hate—it is a statement of biology. If someone is transitioning, that’s a journey we can honor and support. But biology does matter, especially when it intersects with the rights and safety of others.
What’s heartbreaking is that this ruling, intended perhaps to draw clearer lines, may only deepen misunderstanding. Trans women who have undergone surgery, therapy, and lived experience are now at greater risk of being misjudged, targeted, and excluded. The backlash is likely to hit the wrong people hardest. We risk punishing those who’ve made the most effort to live honestly.
The public discourse on transgender rights is failing everyone. The messaging is chaotic, the tone often cruel, and the nuance lost in a sea of outrage. Education is vital. We need thoughtful, well-informed conversations—conversations that recognize the humanity in everyone involved. The issue of gender identity has been reduced to a political football when it should be a human rights discussion rooted in compassion and science.
One of the most shameful chapters in this saga was when President Donald Trump banned transgender individuals from serving in the military. Anyone willing to risk their life for their country has my full respect, regardless of how they identify. That level of courage transcends gender—it defines character. In my eyes, that’s the truest identity of all: brave.
As society evolves, we must also evolve our understanding of gender. It may be time to acknowledge a third, even fourth category of sex or gender. The binary system doesn’t serve everyone, and clinging to it may be doing more harm than good. The law should reflect the complexity of human experience, not flatten it into rigid boxes.
Ultimately, this ruling doesn’t protect anyone—it creates more confusion, more pain, and more opportunities for discrimination. Women’s safety is still not fully addressed. Transgender individuals are now more vulnerable than ever. And society, caught in the middle, is left with more questions than answers.
No one has truly won this week. But if we learn anything from this moment, let it be this: the path forward must include better laws, deeper understanding, and above all, compassion for every human being trying to live their truth.
There is no doubt that Mickey Rourke has been the best thing to happen to Celebrity Big Brother this year. He is a fascinating mix of Victor Meldrew’s grumpy bluntness and Keith Richards’ wild, unpredictable charm. Arriving with no filter whatsoever and the wide-eyed confusion of Alice falling through the looking glass, he often seems unsure of exactly where he is. It’s not only comedy gold; it’s also a stark reminder of how hypersensitive our society has become — many ready to cry into their decaf almond milk lattes at the slightest provocation.
I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Rourke many years ago at The Abbey Coffee Shop in West Hollywood, back when he was dating Carrie Otis. The Abbey, a famous LGBTQ+ venue, was buzzing as usual. Rourke, accompanied by his two beloved dogs, stopped me to ask about mine. We chatted briefly (I’ll admit I was a little starstruck — Angel Heart remains one of my all-time favourite films). My point is this: Mickey Rourke is not homophobic. He simply comes from a different time. The man is 72 years old. Perhaps, unlike some of the more publicity-hungry contestants, he doesn’t feel the need to self-censor or meticulously filter every word he utters.
My instinct tells me that JoJo might have handled the situation differently had she not been so consistently stunned — she often wore the look of a “rabbit in the headlights.” Fortunately, Chris Hughes, the charming and grounded contestant every parent would approve of, stepped in calmly to defend her. He restored order with dignity and compassion, providing a rare and refreshing moment of true humanity in a show increasingly dominated by outrage culture.
Chris Hughes the man you want your son or daughter to bring home
Let’s be honest: in the real world, prejudice and inappropriate comments are unfortunate realities many people will face. Mickey’s comments weren’t right, but they also didn’t merit his removal from the house. What’s needed is guidance and understanding, not instant condemnation and cancellation. We must be able to differentiate between malice and ignorance, between true harm and clumsy missteps.
Predictably, it wasn’t long before others saw an opportunity to capitalize on the situation. Donna Preston, a comedian by profession, was told by Rourke — while he lounged under an LED face mask — “You are what you eat.” Rather than respond with wit or humor, she ran crying to her team. For someone who makes a living out of comedy, it was a surprising reaction. Where was the banter, the quick retort that a seasoned performer should deliver with ease?
Donna Preston easily offended .
At this point, I began to feel genuinely sorry for Rourke. Things only deteriorated further when Patsy Palmer took offense at a mild comment about her cooking and ended up in tears. It begs the question: where has resilience gone? Life is full of difficult people who speak bluntly or unkindly. If we are reduced to tears by every offhand remark, how will we cope with the harsher realities that life inevitably throws our way?
Patsy non chewable broccoli leads to tears
As many know, I am a strong advocate for mental health awareness. I have faced my own battles with depression and anxiety. However, one of the most important lessons I have learned is the value of resilience. The only way to overcome bullies and unkind individuals is to develop inner strength. If we allow their words to break us, then they have won.
In my childhood, my imagination became my sanctuary. It helped me navigate bullying at both school and home, allowing me to rise above it rather than be crushed by it. Today, while mental health education is crucial, it is equally important that we teach children and young adults how to endure adversity. Bullying and cruelty will never disappear entirely. Learning how to manage, respond, and thrive despite them is essential.
Celebrity Big Brother has, perhaps unintentionally, become a mirror reflecting today’s cultural fragility. And frankly, it’s worrying.
We need a generation that can distinguish between genuine harm and an ill-judged comment. We need young people who can face challenges head-on, who can understand intent rather than automatically assuming the worst, and who can survive — and even thrive — in a world that will not always be kind.
Toughness doesn’t mean lacking empathy or kindness. It means having the inner strength to pick yourself up after a setback, to laugh off the jibes, and to rise above the noise. Without it, we risk raising a generation ill-equipped for real life.
Mickey Rourke’s stint on CBB might just end up being more than television entertainment. It might serve as a wake-up call about where we are heading — and a reminder of the resilience we so desperately need to reclaim.
Massive props to Danny Beard — he’s not just bringing the yeast to the bread, he’s practically baking a whole bakery at this point! As for Trisha… well, I’ll spare you the rant, but let’s just say Michael Fabricant and I are singing from the same hymn sheet.
Now, if Mikey manages to hang on much longer, he might just sneak a win — stranger things have happened! That said, my money’s still firmly on Chris or Danny to take the crown.
Danny Beard bringing the laughs to the CBB House .
No matter how good David Beckham looks in his BOSS underpants, there is absolutely no way I am paying £45 or more for a pack of three. Even if he personally delivered them to my door, it would still be a firm no from me.
It’s not that I’m being tight with money — far from it. I live a very busy and active life, constantly working out, dashing from place to place, and keeping on top of everything. For me, my underpants need to be practical above all else. They must offer strength, durability, and a feel-good factor against my skin. In short, they have to work hard and feel great at the same time.
From my personal experience, even some of the big-name designer brands don’t always deliver. In fact, some of them don’t last much longer than cheaper alternatives, and when you’re paying prices that rival the cost of a good pair of jeans, it’s hard not to feel resentful. I still want to look and feel good in my underwear, of course, especially with summer fast approaching. Warmer weather means I’ll be out and about a lot more, and let’s be honest — I’ll probably need to change my underpants at least twice a day.
Now, here’s the great news. Listen up, boys, girls, and everyone in between who loves staying up to date with the latest must-have fashion in men’s underwear. I have found the very best option out there — and it won’t break the bank!
Not only does it look fantastic on, but it feels absolutely incredible. Your body can breathe, the fit is spot-on, and you won’t believe the comfort. The brand you need to know about is FM London. Trust me, this is going to be the most talked-about brand very soon.
FM London started back in 2015 with three brothers who were completely fed up with paying ridiculous prices for basic clothing. They decided to do something about it and created a no-fuss brand that delivers real quality without the hefty price tag.
When it comes to men’s socks and underpants, these guys are truly onto a winner. Their underwear offers everything you could possibly want:
A stretchy, ergonomic fit
A cotton-rich blend that feels soft and breathable
Anti-chafing design for all-day comfort
Odour-fighting technology to keep you feeling fresh
This is my top recommendation for the summer — affordable, comfortable, and practical. Plus, they still look great enough to wear on a date night (whatever that is these days!) and bring a little bit of sexy back into your wardrobe.
So if you want to feel good, look good, and not spend a fortune, check them out. Trust me, your underwear drawer will thank you.
Apologies for the delay in sharing my column—my head has been spinning! It’s been such a busy time, with so many exciting things on the horizon that I can’t wait to tell you about.
First and foremost, a heartfelt thank you to everyone involved in last month’s Autism Hero Awards.
We had an unforgettable evening at the 6th Annual AnnaKennedyOnline Charity Autism Hero Awards. ✨ A huge congratulations to all our winners and finalists! ✨
Thank you to everyone who attended and supported the event—our incredible judges, VIP guests, fabulous performersEve Devenney and Angus Baskerville, and all our amazing charity supporters.
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Vicki Michelle and Steven Smith with Dr Anna Kennedy OBE
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I live with autism, anxiety, and depression, which severely affect my ability to work in a mainstream job. I would love to work and have tried setting up various home-based businesses, but unfortunately, none have been successful.
Being in my 40s, my main source of income is Universal Credit, but they are now trying to take it away and force me into employment. I have explained that my day-to-day life is unpredictable, and committing to a job would be impossible, but they are not listening and say If I can go out and about I can go to work ,
What can I do?
Elizabeth, Brighton
Hello Elizabeth,
Thank you for your message. We have received many messages since the announcement of welfare cuts by the government recently.
Universal Credit, a UK benefit system, can pose challenges for autistic individuals, potentially leading to pressure to work despite the difficulties you have mentioned. It would appear that some autistic people may face having benefits reduced or stopped if they don’t meet certain work related requirements. In my opinion the Universal Credit system may lack the flexibility needed to accommodate the needs of autistic individuals like yourself.
A good organisation to contact to ask for advice is Disability Rights UK or DAWN of which I am an Ambassador. www.dawnsupport.co.uk
Sending you best wishes
Anna
Dear Anna,
My son is autistic, very active, and an absolute joy. He’s now 24, and my husband and I feel it’s time for him to gain independence by moving into his own studio or flat. However, he is completely against the idea and has a meltdown every time we bring it up.
Is there an advice board or resource that can help young autistic adults transition to independent living? What should we do?
Joe, Bradford
Hello Joe,
Thank you for your message and yes this can be a tough for all, the transition of moving home into independent living.
Planning and Preparation is key and to engage your son in the planning process. Start my talking and allowing them to express their preferences and needs. This will be a gradual process , a sudden shift can cause great anxiety. Research different housing options, including independent living, shared housing maybe an option or specialist housing to fit his needs.You will need patience and understanding , this is challenging all round.
My son Patrick has been living in his flat for almost 4 years now. Small steps but we got there in the end.
Good Luck!
Dear Anna,
I am a huge fan and would love to see you have your own show!
I’m 16 and living with a variety of challenges. One thing that really depresses me is the thought that I may never get to meet someone special. It feels like the prospect of romance is zero for me.
Are there ways for autistic people to meet and build relationships?
A good programme to watch on Netflix where my Overseas Ambassador Dani Bowman is taking part in is ‘Love on the Spectrum. ‘
There is also useful information on the Ambitious about Autism website. They offer a UK wide platform for autistic young people aged between 13 and 25 providing a safe online space to connect and understand your autistic identity. It also features ‘Relationships and Intimacy My way’ plus lots of resources.
No smoking guns here as Mob land falls very flat .
Hardy delivers a master class in acting in this mediocre show .
Mob Land undoubtedly cements Tom Hardy as one of the greatest actors of our time. His commanding presence on screen is astounding, delivering a masterclass in acting that is, unfortunately, the only real highlight of Guy Ritchie’s Mob Land.
As a long-time admirer of Ritchie’s work, it’s difficult to understand what he was aiming for with this series . Mob Landbrings nothing particularly new to the table. It feels as though Ritchie watched Gangs of London and thought, “I should have done that.” Ironically, Gangs of London was likely influenced by Ritchie’s own early work, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch—films that helped define the modern British gangster genre. However, Mob Land lacks the freshness, wit, and compelling storytelling that made those earlier films so iconic.
Tom Hardy is the film’s saving grace, but even his powerful performance cannot elevate the series beyond mediocrity. The rest of the star-studded cast delivers disappointingly lackluster performances, making for an underwhelming experience. Pierce Brosnan, despite being Irish, sounds as though he is forcing his accent rather than naturally embodying it. He brings no depth or nuance to his role as Conrad Harrigan, the ruthless patriarch of the crime family, and at times, his attempts to instill fear in his character come across as unintentionally laughable.
Even more disappointing is the legendary Helen Mirren, who plays Maeve Harrigan. Her exaggerated accent seems to have been plucked straight from Father Ted’s Mrs. Doyle, and her chemistry with Brosnan is virtually nonexistent. The two share as much on-screen rapport as Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky—awkward, strained, and completely unconvincing. The rest of the family members are equally miscast, leaving audiences struggling to form any emotional connection with them. Rather than being immersed in their struggles and conflicts, viewers are left wondering if the cast were simply Ritchie’s friends having a casual get-together rather than dedicated actors committed to their roles.
Helen Mirren and Piers Bronson as much chemistry as Trump and Zelensky
Set in the dark underworld of London’s criminal elite, Mob Land follows the Harrigan crime family, once a formidable empire now teetering on the brink of collapse. Conrad Harrigan (Pierce Brosnan), the aging patriarch, is desperate to maintain his grip on the city’s illicit activities while facing threats from younger, more ruthless up-and-comers. His wife, Maeve (Helen Mirren), is the matriarch who attempts to hold the family together through sheer force of will, though her influence is waning.
Their eldest son, Michael Harrigan, is expected to inherit the family business, but his lack of cunning and charisma makes him an unfit successor. Meanwhile, his younger brother, Sean (a brooding but ultimately forgettable presence), wrestles with the moral implications of the life he’s been born into. As internal family tensions rise, external threats loom ever closer.
Not much of as family affair as the cast fail to connect .
Enter Tom Hardy as James “Jimmy” Callahan, a former enforcer for the Harrigans who has spent the past decade trying to escape his violent past. Haunted by his past actions, Jimmy is reluctantly pulled back into the fray when his younger brother, Danny, finds himself in the crosshairs of both the Harrigans and a rival gang. Jimmy’s return sets off a chain of events that pits old loyalties against new betrayals, forcing him to navigate a treacherous landscape where trust is a commodity in short supply.
The series attempts to explore themes of legacy, loyalty, and redemption, but it never quite commits to any of them in a meaningful way. The narrative meanders through predictable plot points, offering nothing particularly innovative or engaging. The action sequences, while well-choreographed, feel like recycled versions of better-executed scenes from Ritchie’s earlier works. Mob Land lacks the sharp dialogue, snappy pacing, and dynamic storytelling that made films like Snatch and The Gentlemen so enjoyable.
Ultimately, Mob Land is a series that suffers from a lack of originality, uninspired performances (aside from Hardy), and a script that fails to live up to its potential. The story is neither gripping nor emotionally resonant, leaving viewers indifferent to the fates of its characters. What you find yourself longing for throughout the series is a return to Hardy’s scenes—because only then does Mob Land show any real spark of life.
In the end, Mob Land feels more like a missed opportunity than a worthy addition to Ritchie’s filmography. Fans of the director’s earlier work will likely walk away disappointed, wondering what could have been if the series had lived up to its promising premise.
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